If I even attempted describing myself someone would probably call the cops.
same candidate :///// they were both flawed :///// there just wasn’t one good choice :///// ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
when you high-key have abandonment issues but gotta keep totally chill™ so they don’t actually leave you forever
me: (has super negative thought)
me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today
dennys
toxic-ph0enix asked:
As a preventative measure, strap 10-15 pancakes on your head (specifically over each temple and at the base of the skull) before engaging in any activity that could cause head trauma.
